Charlie's Dirty Water Dogs

Menu read from the restaurant’s website; prices last checked Nov 6, 2026. Not yet verified by the owner. Tap a dish or drink to see how it ranks. Wrong price?

“Likely” diet labels: Based on the menu description, not checked by the restaurant. Tell the restaurant about any allergy before you order.

Drinks

Thirsty Bitch

Aqua Panna Water$5.00Not rated yet

Fresh Lemonade$7.00Not rated yet

Fresh Orange Juice$7.00Not rated yet

Fresh Strawberry Lemonade$7.00Not rated yet

Soda$5.00Not rated yet

Sweet Tea$5.00Not rated yet

Wake Up Bitches

Cafecito$2.00Not rated yet

Espresso$4.00Not rated yet

Café con Leche$5.00Not rated yet

Iced Café con Leche$5.00Not rated yet

Redbull$8.00Not rated yet

Pistachio Mocha Iced Coffee$8.00Not rated yet

Toasted S'mores Iced Coffee$8.00Not rated yet

Maple Bacon Iced Coffee$8.00Not rated yet

Choose Oat or Almond Milk$2.00Add $2 to the base price of your drink.Not rated yet

Bitches Love Bubbles

Prospero Sparkling Brut$65.00Not rated yet

Moët Imperial Rosé$130.00Not rated yet

Moët Imperial Brut$125.00Not rated yet

Luc Belaire Rosé$90.00Not rated yet

Luc Belaire Brut$80.00Not rated yet

Le Chemin Du Roi Brut Reserve$115.00Not rated yet

Dom Pérignon Rosé$500.00Not rated yet

Dom Pérignon$400.00Not rated yet

Like Fine Wine

The Beach Rose By Whispering Angel$15.00Glass: $15, Garagge: $25, Bottle: $50Not rated yet

Terrazas De los Andes Reserva Chardonnay$15.00Glass: $15, Garagge: $25, Bottle: $50Not rated yet

Terrazas De Los Andes Reserva Cabernnet$16.00Glass: $16, Garagge: $26, Bottle: $52Not rated yet

Le Chemin Du Roi Brut Reserve$24.00Glass: $25, Bottle: $100Not rated yet

Beer & Spiked

Corona$8.00Bottle: $8.00, Bucket (5 bottles): $32.00Not rated yet

Heineken$8.00Bottle: $8.00, Bucket (5 bottles): $32.00Not rated yet

Modelo Especial$8.00Bottle: $8.00, Bucket (5 bottles): $32.00Not rated yet

Signature Drinks

Bad Bitch$17.00Three Olives® Vodka, Lychee, Elderflower, Lemon, Lychee FruitNot rated yet

Boss Bitch$18.00Hennessy VS Cognac, Red Bull Red Edition Watermelon, Mint, LimeNot rated yet

Exotic Bitch$17.00Dobel® Tequila Blanco, Coconut, Lime, Toasted Coconut RimNot rated yet

Get Money Bitch$17.00Branson Cognac, Wild Berry, Triple Sec, LemonNot rated yet

Not your bitch$17.00Proper No. Twelve® Irish Whiskey, Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Coconut, Lime, Angostura BittersNot rated yet

Passionate Bitch$17.00400 Conejos® Joven Mezcal, Passion Fruit, Lime, Club SodaNot rated yet

Pretty Bitch$17.00Three Olives® Vodka, Strawberry, Lemon, Sugar RimNot rated yet

Sexy Bitch$17.00Snoop & Dre Still Gin, Prosecco, Prickly Pear, Elderflower, LemonNot rated yet

Southern Bitch$18.00Hennessy VS Cognac, Peach, Lemonade, Sweet TeaNot rated yet

Spicy Bitch$17.00Dobel® Tequila Blanco, Mango, Jalapeño, Lime, Chili RimNot rated yet

That Bitch$18.00Gran Coramino® Reposado Tequila, Watermelon, Lime, Sugar RimNot rated yet

Wake up Bitch!$17.00Three Olives® Vodka, Espresso, KahlúaNot rated yet

Add Baileys$3.00

FloaterAskDon't be a Bitch! Add a FloaterNot rated yet

Frozens Cocktails

Drunk Bitch$25.00A Little Bit Of Everything! Jose Cuervo® Tradicional, Tropical Breeze Rum, Three Olives® Vodka, Strawberry, Piña Colada, Mango. Go Ahead… Call That […] EmotionNot rated yet

Emotion$16.00Tropical Breeze Rum, Strawberry, MangoNot rated yet

Hustle$16.00Jose Cuervo® Tradicional, Mango, Salt RimNot rated yet

Innocence$9.00Virgin Offered As Strawberry, Mango or Piña ColadaNot rated yet

Miami Vice$16.00Tropical Breeze Rum, Strawberry, Piña ColadaNot rated yet

Piña Colada$16.00Tropical Breeze Rum, Coconut, Pineapple, Coconut FlakesNot rated yet

Pleasure$16.00Tropical Breeze Rum, Mango, Piña Colada, Coconut FlakesNot rated yet

Strawberry Daiquiri$16.00Tropical Breeze Rum, StrawberryNot rated yet

Lit Bitch

Rich Bitch Margarita$45.00Don Julio Reposado, Mango, Lime, Triple Sec, Don Julio 1942 Floater, Gold Glitter, Gold Sugar RimNot rated yet

The Miami Bitch$32.00Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Peach, Lime, Blue CuraçaoNot rated yet

Mini 1942 Bucket$145.005 Mini Bottles of Don Julio 1942Not rated yet

Mimosa Tower$120.0012 Mimosas! Orange, Cranberry, Pineapple. Made with Prospero Sparkling BrutNot rated yet

High Bitch

Pamos Strawberry Margarita$14.005 MGNot rated yet

Pamos Peach & Guava Bellini$14.005 MGNot rated yet

Lolli Orange Soda$16.0010 MGNot rated yet

Lolli Grape Soda$16.0010 MGNot rated yet

Lolli Cherry Cola$16.0010 MGNot rated yet

THC Cocktails

High Bitch Margarita$21.00Pamos Cannabis Spirit, Strawberry, Lime, Salt Rim. 2.5 MG: $16 – 5 MG: $21Not rated yet

Coco Loco Bitch$21.00Buddi Coco Cannabis Spirit, Coconut, Mint, Lime, Club Soda. 3 MG: $16 – 6 MG: $21Not rated yet

Food

Breakfast Bitch

Almond Butter Toast$13.00Almond Butter, Banana, Coconut, Chocolate Chips And Honey On Grilled SourdoughNot rated yet

Avocado Toast$15.00Fresh Smashed Avocado on Toasted Sourdough Bread with Blistered Cherry Tomatoes, Microgreens, Crispy Chili Oil.Not rated yet

Bacon Chipotle Breakfast Sliders$16.00Three King's Hawaiian Rolls Filled with Scrambled Eggs, Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Smoky Chipotle MayoNot rated yet

Breakfast Tacos$13.00Bacon Bits, Scrambled Eggs, Tater Tots, Cheddar Cheese, Sour Cream, Salsa Verde, Flour TortillasNot rated yet

Chicken & Waffles$23.00Fried Chicken Breast, Bacon, Sunny Side Up Egg, Hot Honey.Not rated yet

Classic Breakfast$15.00Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Hash Browns, Green Salad.Not rated yet

Curvy$14.00Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Cheddar Cheese on a CroissantNot rated yet

Fully Loaded Tater Tots$16.00Crispy Tater Tots Topped with Melted Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Sour CreamNot rated yet

OG$14.00Choice of Egg, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Hash Browns on a Hawaiian BunNot rated yet

Steak And Eggs$35.00Grilled Skirt Steak, Choice of Eggs, Hash Browns, Salsa VerdeNot rated yet

Sweet Potato Hash$18.00Bacon, Sunny Side Up Eggs, Fried Sweet Potato, Chiles, Caramelized Onion, Salsa Verde, Sour CreamNot rated yet

Thick$14.00Turkey Sausage, Scrambled Eggs, Cheddar Cheese on a Warm Croissant.Not rated yet

Add Egg$3.00

Add Chicken$7.00

Special Bitch

Bacon Bitch Tower$85.00Popcorn Shrimp, Waffle Bacon Bites with Maple Syrup, Southern Fried Tenders, Fries with Hennessy Maple Honey MustardNot rated yet

Bacon Flight$24.00Hand Cut Slab Bacon with 3 Glazes Served with Onion Rings, BBQ Sauce • Mango Habanero • General Tso • Peach BourbonNot rated yet

Million Dollar Bacon Skillet$26.00Hennessy-Coffee Glazed Slab, Extra Thick Bacon, Sunny Side Up Eggs, Hash Browns, Bacon Bitch Hot Sauce.Not rated yet

Pull Apart Cinnamon Rolls$12.00Warm Pull Apart Cinnamon Rolls Topped with Our Homemade Cream Cheese FrostingNot rated yet

Lunch Bitch

Bacon Tomato Club$17.00Bacon, Shaved Turkey, Smashed Avocado, Tomato, Microgreens on a Ciabatta RollNot rated yet

Classy Bitch$17.00Fried Chicken, Bacon, Mayo, Pickles, Hot Honey on a King's Hawaiian Roll, Served with Fries.Not rated yet

Coconut Shrimp$22.00Six Crispy Coconut Shrimp Served with Fries, Sweet & Spicy Mango Habanero SauceNot rated yet

Crispy Chicken Salad$15.00Mixed Greens, Chipotle Ranch, Cherry Tomato and Radish.Not rated yet

Double Burger$18.002 All Beef Patties, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Shredded Lettuce, Thousand Island Served On A Kings Hawaiian BunNot rated yet

Philly Bitch$23.00Steak, Provolone Cheese, Peppers & Onions, Mayonnaise on a Hawaiian BunNot rated yet

Southern Fried Chicken Tenders$17.00Chicken tenders, french fries, bacon bitch Hennessey-maple mustardNot rated yet

Western Bitch$18.00Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Onion Rings, Cheddar Cheese, Pickles, BBQ Sauce On A Kings Hawaiian BunNot rated yet

Add Bitchin' Buffalo$3.00

Sweet Bitch

Banana Bourbon French Toast$16.00Thick Cut Brioche French Toast Topped with Brûléed Bananas, Warm Banana Bourbon Sauce, Whipped CreamNot rated yetLikely Vegetarian

Boujee Pancakes$15.00Bacon Bits, Caramelized Banana, Chocolate Chips, Whipped Cream.Not rated yet

Boujee Waffle$16.00Bacon Bits, Caramelized Banana, Chocolate Chips, Whipped Cream.Not rated yet

Classic Waffle$15.00Bacon Whipped Butter.Not rated yet

Fluffies$14.003 Silver Dollar Pancakes, BaconNot rated yet

French Bitch$12.00Inside Out Nutella Stuffed CroissantNot rated yet

Lil Bitch

Chocolate Chip Fluffies$11.003 Chocolate Chip Pancakes, Butter.Not rated yet

French Toast Sticks$11.004 French Toast Sticks.Not rated yet

Jr. Breakfast$11.001 Strip Of Bacon, Hash Browns.Not rated yet

Lil American$11.00Bacon, Eggs, 2 Pancakes.Not rated yet

Lil' Bitch Dino Nuggets$11.003 Chicken Fingers, French Fries.Not rated yet

Side Bitches

Bacon$6.00Not rated yet

Cheesy Grits$6.00Not rated yet

Egg$3.00Not rated yetLikely Vegetarian

Fries$5.00Not rated yet

Hash Browns$5.00Not rated yet

Turkey Bacon$6.00Not rated yet

Turkey Sausage$6.00Not rated yet